The day I fell flat on my face

Literally. No kidding. On my face, if I had a sharp nose I'd broken it by now but instead my upper lip is swollen on one side so I look a little funny. Other than that I just feel pain whenever I laugh and have a very bad headache.
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It was yesterday on my way back from school going to choir class that I tripped on a pavement and I thought I stopped myself with both hands on the ground, but somehow they gave way and my face went flat on the ground. Doesn't make sense but I never understood Physics anyway.
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I still believe I was pushed. Like it or not one day I'ìm going to shout 'ma vaffanculo, vai via!!' over my back.
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Now my head still feels heavy and sitting here in a daze. No kidding. Got a class now, so gotta run.. Just came to update everyone that I fell on my face yesterday. HAHAHA And it bloody hurts!
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I am going to Brussels in July!! Woohooo!!!